To whisterpoop or not to whisterpoop

Every year, for probably every family in the land, but unquestionably for the Whitehead household, Christmas is a period for one thing. Competition.

At the annual family get-together, this years game of choice was Balderdash, basically a game where you have to cheat, lie and fib your way to victory. If you don't know how to play, look it up on Google, I'm not a damn walking rulebook.

Anyway, one of the questions heralded some spectacular answers which I thought I'd share. The question in hand was "Whisterpoop is...", and the answers we constructed were:

a) The puff of air exhaled during a silent fart
b) The whistling sound you make whilst using a public toilet with a broken lock
c) A short sharp smack to the head
d) A slang Geordie term for a form of flightless bird
e) Something else less interesting
f) Something else equally uninteresting

Well a) to d) were good anyway.

If you were wondering, the actual definition of whisterpoop is c), but I think you'll agree that both a) and b) are much more fitting.

I think we'll have to write in to the dictionary people.