The 10 most insane sports that you're not playing

There are a lot of cool sports out there, but few have the ultra-awesomeness that this little collection possess. It's time to hang up your football boots and try playing something altogether more satisfying on a Sunday morning.

10. Powered Skydiving
Why they call this powered skydiving is beyond me because you're not actually 'diving'. You're skidding. Besides, Powered Skidding sounds much cooler. I should copyright the idea before someone else steals it, just like how someone stole my idea of the Internet and lightbulbs.



9. Xtreme Paintball
It's paintball, but 'Xtreme'. Dropping the E in Extreme makes it even more cool, or so the kids tell me.



8. Wheelchair Freestyle
The only sport in the world that you can do completely without the fear that it will eventually cripple you from the waist down.



7. RocketLuge
Rocket. Luge. Does exactly what it says on the tin.



6. Extreme Micro Scootering
Micro Scooters, Macro tricks. Macro means big, if you didn't know.



5. Drag Quad
According to the video information: "drag quad 1100 streched banshee. Reading Motorcycle Club june 07. East Coast Atv. com. This bike has it all 2-stroke 1100 Arctic cat Tripple Nos with programable timer. WE run Powermist Ful. This bike will run 9's all day and will see high 8's.." I don't understand a fucking word of it, but it goes fast, so I like it.



4. Parkour Tag
Tag. You're it. Now watch me run away straight over this ginormous skyscraper. Why? Because I can.



3. KiteWing
Take one part snowboarding. Add one part hang-gliding. Mix in with gusty breezes and occasional skating alternatives and serve over ice.



2. KiiKing
Everyone likes to swing. Right?



1. SlamBall
Undoubtedly the most awesome sport ever invented. It's like being in a real life video game. On crack. Crack and trampaulines. Trampocrack. You heard that term here first. Don't you forget it.