Is this your mum? Yeah, I think it's your mum. Gross man.

Some things are very sexy. Some are not. It seems like every day I come across both in some form or other. Today is definitely one of those days, and with extremes that rival any other day that I care to remember.

On one hand, we have footage of Jenyne Butterfly winning the 2009 U.S Pole Dancing Championships, and on the other hand we have some woman - probably your mum (yeah, I went there) - doing what she considers a highly sexy dance at Spring Break. Only one of the two would I sleep with even if I found out that she a womb made of bees or if she was actually a well shaved bear. Care to guess which one? I'll give you a hint. It's not your mum, not after last time.

Sexy Win


Sexy Fail