Always remember, it could be worse

It's troublesome times at the moment. The world's going to pot with a combination of terrorism, the biggest economic crisis we've ever seen and people losing TV remotes left, right and centre, and I'm sure a lot of people are wondering what else could go wrong. Well you could have ache all over your chops that spells out the word "arse" on your head. Yes. You heard me. Let me introduce the boy his 'friends' have affectionately named Craphead Slaphead. Goes to show that kids are stupid. Craphead Slaphead is so inappropriate. ShitZit is not only half the syllables, but also twice the awesome.