They say "clean desk, clean mind". Well my desk is filthy

Simon just sent me a picture of his new desk setup. It's all clean and tidy. The laptops have little stands to make it pretty and there's even a Lush Bath Melt under one of the laptops that makes his desk smell nice. It's the kind of desk where you wouldn't be suprised to see rainbows or unicorns. I bet you could eat your dinner off his desk. I bet you could find your dinner on my desk. Seriously. There's so much crap in it it's unreal. Double click these pictures and have a look at the difference for yourself.

See. A lot of crap.

Ranging from the most normal to the most 'wtf'ist, here's a list of literally everything that is currently cluttering up my command centre.

• 19" Flatscreen Monitor


• PS3


• HP Deskjet D1460 Printer


• A keyboard


• A mouse


• A mousemat


• Two PS3 controllers


• Two PS3 controller docking stations


• PSEye


• Two PS3 Games (Tomb Raider:Underworld and Condemned 2)


• Guitar Hero USB reciever


• A pair of scissors


• A blue biro


• Two pint glasses


• A glass coaster


• A teaspoon


• A knife


• An Olympus Trip 35 camera from 1968


• Front bike light


• 4GB USB drive


• Blue electrical tape


• Instruction manual for a Pentax Zoom 105-R


• Vodafone bill


• Envelope that the Vodafone bill came in


• A tealight candle


• An Argos reservation slip - item 675 0392 - whatever that is


• Zone 1-6 travelcard for 20th Feb '09


• The return part of a two part train ticket from Brentford to Vauxhall on 3rd March


• A route 63 single bus ticket from 21st Feb '09 at 6:35pm


• A Jessops 35mm camera film


• Empty packet of Double Gloucster cheese


• A cork, cut lengthways in two


• Another cork with a groove cut into it


• Tub of 400 silver drawing pins


• A bodyfat reading test, result of 9.6%


• Two sex dice - currently 'tickle' and 'ears' are facing upwards


• The joker from a deck of playing cards


• Note reading "Andrew, feel free to leave one as others want them. Jill"

I think it's pretty fair to say I really need to tidy this thing up before I wake up and find that I've cultivated my own ecosystem. I'm not ready for the responsibilty of omnipitance quite yet.