NOLOPKT I'm NIFOC. GYPO, IAYM

Kids are sneaky. Apparently, after happy slapping, sexting is what all the cool kids are in to. It's like texting, but sexy things. So someone put the words 'sex' and 'texting' together to make 'sexting'. I don't know who did it first, but they're evidently a master of literature. If I had those kind of skills, I'd work for The Sun for sure.

If you're like me you wanna keep up with the little whipper snappers, you'd better get familiar with this list of popular, like sharpish.

1. 8 - Oral sex


2. 1337 - Elite


3. 143 - I love you


4. 182 - I hate you


5. 459 - I love you


6. 1174 - Nude club


7. 420 - Marijuana


8. ADR - Address


9. ASL - Age/Sex/Location


10. banana - Penis


11. CD9 - Code 9 - Parents are around


12. DUM - Do You Masturbate?


13. DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?


14. FB - Funt Buddy


15. FMLTWIA - Funt Me Like The Whore I Am


16. FOL - Fond of Leather


17. GNOC - Get Naked On Cam


18. GYPO - Get Your Pants Off


19. IAYM - I Am Your Master


20. IF/IB - In the Front / In the Back


21. IIT - Is It Tight?


22. ILF/MD - I Love Female/Male Dominance


23. IMEZRU - I Am Easy, Are You?


24. IWSN - I Want Sex Now


25. J/O - Jerking Off


26. KFY or K4Y - Kiss For You


27. kitty - Vagina


28. KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless


29. LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life


30. MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex


31. MOSS - Member(s) Of The Same Sex


32. MorF - Male or Female


33. MOS - Mom Over Shoulder


34. MPFB - My Personal Funt Buddy


35. NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know That


36. NIFOC - Nude In Front Of The Computer


37. NMU - Not Much, You?


38. P911 - Parent Alert


39. PAL - Parents Are Listening


40. PAW - Parents Are Watching


41. PIR - Parent In Room


42. POS - Parent Over Shoulder Piece Of Shoe


43. PRON - Porn


44. Q2C - Quick To Cum


45. RU/18 - Are You Over 18?


46. RUH - Are You Horny?


47. S2R - Send To Receive


48. SorG - Straight or Gay


49. TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me


50. WYCM - Will You Call Me?

Did you see that I used a couple of alternative naughty words? Did you spot that? Golly.