The 10 words that I use far too often

They range from the somewhat normal, to the downright bizarre. They're the ten words and terms that I pretty much survive on most days, as well as an example that I've actually used before and what they actually mean. One or two I made up a while back, and are particularly none-PC, but I love them all the same. £2 goes to the first person to come up with a legiable sentence that includes all ten. So, here they come from least favourite, to most epic (there's one right away). Go go go!

10. Aye
Example: "Aye, I'm up for that"
Meaning: Yes. Affirmative. Ok.
I'm not Scottish. I think I only know one Scottish person, and I haven't seen him in years. No idea why I say this one really. Just pops up a lot.

9. Jeeez
Example: "Jeeeez, that's a big toenail"
Meaning: Jesus. Holy crap.
I expect a lot of people say this one. I'll see you all in Hell.

8. EPIC
Example: "EPIC FAIL dude"
Meaning: Amazing. Fabulous. In both a good and a bad way.
The best and the worst things in life are EPIC. Whether an EPIC WIN, or an EPIC FAIL. I am EPIC. In both good and bad ways.

7. Tidy
Example: "Tidy"
Meaning: Perfect. Fine.
It's a Gavin and Stacey thing. Nessa more specifically. Been saying it ever since I started watching it. Mazz uses it way too much too though so I blame her entirely.

6. Shizzle
Example: "Due to IPs and shizzle though, I had to pick a new name"
Meaning: Stuff. Different stuff. Things.
Again, a Mazz inspiration. No idea where it came from. I knew of 'shizzle my nizzle' but don't think it's related. No, it's not. I don't think. I'll check. *checks*. No, no relation.

5. Spanner
Example: "You spanner"
Meaning: Idiot. Fool.
I've used this for as long as I can remember. If it wasn't for number two and three from this list it would be my numero uno insult. But they are there, so it has to stay down at numbero... erm... three.

4. pow Pow POW
Example: "pow Pow POW"
Meaning: crash Bang WALLOP.
Another inspired one, this time from Simon. I use it with lots of different words though. Actually used it first when using the Thor hammer in the latest Tomb Raider game. The important thing is the 'lowercase' 'capitalised' 'uppercase' format. Works with most things, like "spam Spam SPAM" or "tacos Tacos TACOS".

3. Spaz
Example: "Alright spaz"
Meaning: Spastic.
I know it's mocking spasticated people, and that's not cool; but it's so easy to do. I mean, it's not like they're going to start a fight.

2. Spac-tard
Example: "Your mum is such a spac-tard!"
Meaning: Half spastic, half retard.
About as none-PC as a word gets. I used to use it all the time but now try not to, especially in important places, like court, police stations, libraries or Argos.

1. Parp parp
Example: "Did you just let out a cheeky parp parp?"
Meaning: Fart. Trump. Pass wind.
I do this far too often, so have stopped trying to get away with it, especially around the misses. She just says something like "was that a little parp parp", and then I giggle. The evenings just fly by!