Erm, what the fuck did you call me?

What the hell is this? I was just happily playing a game of Pool Practice on facebook (which incidently totally sucks ass and the game breaks whenever you clear up), and after pocketing all ten balls in one go, I got the failure message:

"nonce failed verification"

Erm, excuse me? That does say "nonce failed verification", doesn't it?

I'm so angry, I just sent the developer a message.

To: Pool Practice
From: Andy Whitehead
Subject: Nonce?
Message: Why is it that whenever I pot all of the balls in your game, I get the error message:

"Illegal score (nonce failed verification)"

Nonce? Really? What's that all about? There could be kids around man. Not cool. Not cool at all.

To: Andy Whitehead
From: Shane Walker
Subject: RE: Nonce?
Message: Nonce? That's a computer term for a database write failure. What else does it mean?

To: Shane Walker
From: Andy Whitehead
Subject: RE: Nonce?
Message: Dude, it's a slang term for a kiddy-fiddling paedophile - see

To: Andy Whitehead
From: Shane Walker
Subject: RE: Nonce?
Message: Wowzer

To: Shane Walker
From: Andy Whitehead
Subject: RE: Nonce?
Message: Wowzer indeed. May be time to rethink your your choice of wording before some small bean regarding unabummer thinks they've failed and so does some more none-failing noncing. Or something.

To: Andy Whitehead
From: Shane Walker
Subject: RE: Nonce?
Dude, it's not ours, its EVERY server running that stack.

To: Shane Walker
From: Andy Whitehead
Subject: RE: Nonce?
Message: I question the moral intentions of those in charge. Rebel! Upheave! Viva the revolution!

Andys Land of Adventure would like to make it known that no nonces were harmed during the making of this blog. Shame.