Brawndo - it's like a monster truck you can pour into your face

Remember those PowerThirst spoofs that actually rocked ass? Of course you do. How could you forget such gold as

"You'll feel like a rocket ship made out of biceps"
"You'll have babies. So many babies. 400 babies"
"Shockolate. It's chocolate made with lightning. Real lightning"
"You'll be so fast Mother Nature will be like 'slow down', but you'll be like 'fuck you' and kick her in the face with your energy legs"

Oh, and all the shouting too. Yeah. They were great. Well what would happen if they really made a drink. I mean really really made one. Well, I guess we're going to find out.

Brawndo featured heavily in the 2006 Mike Judge dark comedy Idiocracy, and now, the rights have been bought to make it for real. Yep, you too can now get jacked up on crazy amounts of caffeine and party / dance / write reems of AJAX code through the night without thinking about your bed once. Here to tell you more is the creator being interviewed on Internet Superstar:



Reasons this drink is utterly awesome:

1. It started life in a fictional film


2. It's the colour of the Incedible Hulks biceps


3. It has more caffeine per can than three Redbulls


4. The guy who came up with the idea is a God damn nerd


5. The advertising seriously kicks ass

Seriously. The advertising is epic. Have a look for yourself. If you're not impressed, I'll crush your skull with my bare hands, just like the video tells me to.